Faris El Mowhore

The meaning of an old rapist who loves to hang around with kids and becomes their bitch.

P1(Yo old man, what are you doing here)
P2(Im being your bitch)
p1(Oh no, you are Faris El Mowhore)

by La7ast A6yaz October 6, 2020

Lawn Mower

Something that cuts the grass on your lawn, preferably a Mexican.

John Smith: Oh no, my lawn needs mowing. I need a lawn mower. Mario!
Mario Roche: Si senor! I mow your lawn for 50 cents!

by John Smith the 20th October 26, 2009

mowed

To get told; often used in conjunction with the whole "arse is grass" thing.

"Whoa, Fred got mowed up by his mom."

by D June 21, 2004

Butt Mower

The act of ripping anus hair with your teeth from a partners ass.

"Hey Man can you give me a Butt Mower?"

by Wayne Jenkins November 13, 2006

mowgli

a term describing the condition of one's or boyfriend's boxers upon waking up as they have bunched up and now look like the character Mowgli's shorts. This term is especially valid if your boyfriend's hair is absolutely ridiculous.

Girlfriend: Hah, you have a total mowgli right now...

Boyfriend: (looks down and then looks at girlfriend seductively) Wanna take care of it for me?

Girlfriend: Okay. (pulls shorts down) What'd you think I was talking about?

by meowmixissexym May 24, 2010

mud mower

A really awesome lawn mower that is lifted and got nobby tires and light bars. It qualifies as a mud mower in Maine only you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. Mud mower are for men and sexy women that like to get down and dirt.

I rode my mud mower like I ride my women

by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018

mowing my lawn

It means basically the same as getting up in someone's grill, bugging them, eating their eats or invading their privacy

"Yo man stop getting up in my grill, mowing my lawn"

by mur11 July 29, 2006