mouse sex

Two people haveing sex with tiny genitals.

The midget porn was like watching mouse sex.

by yoyo maz February 29, 2012

Mickey Mouse

A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.

Mickey mouse is retarted

by Joeboyisboring August 26, 2021

monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

by xyz April 19, 2005

DooDoo Mouse

1. A term used to describe someone who lacks intelligence
2. One who is RETARDED

Person 1: Deeeeeeeerrrrrpyderpppp
Person 2: Shut up, DooDoo Mouse...

by Christina the Terminally ILL Giraffe October 24, 2006

Mouse Trap

(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.

Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"

by Damien July 17, 2003

brown mouse

the use of a tampon up the ass to catch any remnants of the ol' hershey squirts.

after frequent visits to the can, i just decided to brown mouse the remaining effort.

by just some guy August 20, 2003

catch the mouse

Sexual act in which one partner (male or female) digs a bloody tampon out of a female partner's vagina by the string using his or her tongue - thereby "catching" the "mouse" by the "tail."

They couldn't hook up, could they? She was on the rag.

No, they're into some weird shit - I heard he totally likes to catch the mouse.

by Mac5360 September 22, 2008