sea monster

This is a slang word for a female in the Navy made popular by males in the Navy in San Diego. Usually a sea monster is one of the few girls on a ship full of guys. She usually isn't very hot, but thinks shes really hot because she gets hit on 24/7. She might be a slut. You might find her hot and then she becomes uglier as you get to know her better. She usually isn't very nice, usually bitter because of the way some guy did her previously. She might be a dyke, sometimes females in the Navy end up hating males and they end up rug munchers.

Conversation had on 6 month Deployment Sea Tour:

Young Naive Shipmate: "Woah! That girl is fine!"

Older Wiser Shipmate: "Easy young buck! That is what we call a Sea Monster...Your best bet is to stay clear from her! Don't be cast under her Sea Monster spell!"

Young Naive Shipmate: "Dammit! I can't wait til we get back to San Diego!"

sea monster

by blackshirts 420 March 1, 2010

3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.

Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

Moisty's Mallet

Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.

The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'

by Cammers November 3, 2008

Monster Bombs

Similar to a jager bomb, but instead of redbull you use monster. Twice the taste and twice the energy.

Friend 1-"Dude, let's do some jager bombs!"
Friend 2-"Fuck jager bombs! Let's do some monster bombs!"
Friend 1-"Fuck yeah!"

by Lankapoo March 7, 2011

slut monster

A guy that fuckes sluts just for some action

"Did mike fuck lexy again last night?"
"Yeah man, he's a fuckin slut monster."

by scar_420 August 5, 2006

rage monster

Someone who has exceeded normal levels of anger to ascend to incalculable mode of rage

After seeing his brother get stabbed, John got so angry he became a rage monster

by Manticore76 June 22, 2016

Moisty

A alternate form of salty meant with more hostile intent. It's derogatory and is mainly used to refer to someone who is acting bitter, petty, irrationally angry, and other similar variations of salt. Moisty can also be used to refer to someone who is acting like a lil bitch or pussy.

"ohh you little moisty bitch" ~Modern Poet, Azizi Gibson; 'Unstoppable'

by Italian_Mustache May 13, 2016