Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.

Your boss is an odious minge-weasel

by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009

minger juice

The liquid that comes from a minger when they are sexually aroused.

I was dancing at the club and some fugly chick got up on me and dripped her minger juice on me.

by davebrace September 3, 2009

Mingay

A useful descriptor which is used to express dissatisfaction with a situation, place or object.

"My life is mingay!"

"That bitch of an office I'm selling my soul to is mingay"

by me-moi November 14, 2012

Minge Pith

Fragments of soggy toilet roll that are usually found hidden amongst the sweaty folds of a woman’s clunge.

Last night I rubbed me knob around her beef curtains and when I looked down there was a soggy lump of minge pith stuck me bell end.

by scruffystuff December 14, 2012

ming feng

He is a professional at giving blowjobs and handjobs. Maybe even gay sex as well! If you ever find a ming feng, keep him.

Last night was so fun with ming Feng

by ilovepussycat December 2, 2018

the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Ginger minger

A red-head whose visual putrescence is sickening.

That Kathy Griffin slut is an f'in ginger minger.

by Duder December 13, 2003