minneapolis

a city in minnesota, people actually think its ghetto even though its like 70% white and only has about 40 murders a year

"dude, you'll get shot in murderap"

"no way, minneapolis just filled with a bunch of harmless posers"

by big I November 28, 2006

minnesota vikings

will be one of the best teams in the NFC in '05 with their highly improved defense and all the ballers they already have like nate burleson

the vikes did the right thing by getting rid of moss

by TOB fo eva March 13, 2005

Miami Minnestroni

After sexual intercourse, the man excretes fecal matter into his hand, spreads it across his knuckles, and punches the girl in the face. When the girl is unconscious, the man puts his balls on the woman's bruised and shitty face. This is often said to provide pleasure, and good fortune.

I was having sex with some alyssa chick, and then i knocked the shit out of her with a miami minnestroni!

by KDUF April 5, 2009

Minneapolis

A city that has way better venues and culture than its neighbor to the east because ol' St. Paul was too busy pastorbating to take note.

Guy from Minneapolis: I'd like to spoonbridge with your cherry.

Girl: Call yo'self the ginasaur, cuz' I like where this is headed! (this being any direction away from St. Paul).

by mrjellies April 22, 2011

Minneapolis

Minneapolis a town with really bad DJ's.

In Minneapolis there a DJ's there that calls himself DJ Pablo "El Mas Racoon" The guy ride the coat tails of other latin artist that come to that city. The guy sucks as a DJ and he is not even a real DJ. He is playing a DJ. The guy is about 450 pounds. The one thing he does good is market his lies well and his DJ skills. He will tell you he is on tour when he is really home for the weekend. Beware of the lies from the DJ. Dont waste your money going to any of the clubs this guy is at.

by FlavFlex702 October 29, 2010

minnesota shrimp pond

The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.

My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.

by madmitch612 January 17, 2011

Minneapolis

A nice city of Minnesota. It's glamor years were in the 60's with the Mary Tyler Moore Show and big industry. Today, 700,000 people live there. 10% of Minneapolis Residents are also Chicago Residents, but they screw both states and collect their welfare. 15% of Minneapolis Residents are white kids trying to be "black". 50% of the residents are immigrants. Can't complain about them, cause they are dumb white trash trying to be "black" and they work their ass off trying to make a living. The rest of the residents are average, middle class residents. 95% of Minneapolis Residents cannot drive slow enough (Constrast to the 99% of Saint Paul Residents who drive too damn slow). Minneapolis has an elaborate skyline, surrounded by ugly-ass sculpture parks created by liberals and hippies. Overall, Minneapolis is a nice city. Just don't be in the North Side without a gun, or you will get shot (usually by those white kids trying to be "black"). (PS- We regret ever voting for Jessie Ventura!)

I went to Minneapolis to watch the Vikings play, but I got shot at by those white kids trying to be "black", you betcha.

by kewlmanme123 March 17, 2005