douche ex machina

Someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.

The party was really great, until that douche ex machina John showed up and started acting like an asshole like he always does.

by Sarah Bellum June 12, 2008

Michigan flu

When you drink so much you throw up, you have the Michigan flu.

Last night I partied so hard, I totally caught the Michigan flu.

You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.

by starfish3000 March 7, 2009

Michigan hotdog

When a guy rubs his dick with something spicy (cayenne pepper, jalapeño-juice covered hands) and then has sex with a woman.

"Oh man, my boyfriend gave me a serious Michigan hotdog last night! I can still feel the burn."

by ladypicnic August 23, 2011

Flint, Michigan

Motor City turned into Murder City. Home of homeless drunk folks, thots, and gangsters welcoming meth labs in a abandon home near you.

Jon and his thot was at toys r us in Flint, Michigan shopping for crack until a stranger looked near.. Jon and his thot marched outside after him and shoot 9 rounds hoping to rob for crack.

by MRK2015 April 11, 2016

Machida Karate

A modified version of the Shotokan Karate style with elements of Sumo, Wrestling, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. This hybrid style of Karate was pioneered by Japanese-Brazilian Mixed Martial Artist and Karate practitioner Lyoto Machida in order to use his Karate style in Mixed Martial Arts fights.

Lyoto Machida used his Machida Karate style to knockout and defeat Rashad Evans to win the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship at UFC 98.

by Papi Chulo Judan August 3, 2011

block machine

A computer that is outdated, slow and crashes frequently.

hato : Whats wrong with you computer, why is it so slow.

crumb : This is normal man, windows 95 is so cool.

hato : That shit aint normal, thats a block machine!!!

by Hato Hammer May 16, 2007

Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine Heart Lyrics

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022