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eMelter

One who suffers an eMeltdown.

She's such an eMelter--every time she has 3 drinks, we all get a mass text about how long it's been since she had sex and her slightly inappropriate love of cats.

by starfish3000 February 19, 2010

eMeltdown

When one writes a splurge of personal information about one's problems, deepest feelings, and so on, over electronic media, frequently to a large group of people. Often, these revelations could not be made face-to-face and/or without the assistance of a mood altering substance, such as alcohol. eMeltdowns generally result in a feeling of shame or embarrassment the following day. Recipients of eMeltdowns often feel awkward upon seeing the eMelter afterward.

A usually reserved employee might send the following eMeltdown to his or her colleagues: "I just want to let you know that if you see me crying it's because I'm going through a divorce because my wife and I haven't had sex in seven years, and is anyone interested in housing my beanie baby collection? I have over 1500 and I don't want lose them in the settlement."

by starfish3000 February 17, 2010

Michigan flu

When you drink so much you throw up, you have the Michigan flu.

Last night I partied so hard, I totally caught the Michigan flu.

You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.

by starfish3000 March 7, 2009