messy mexican

A plate of Mexican food all mixed together

I like to eat my messy Mexican with hot sauce.

by Food critic November 30, 2022

Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.

Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022

messy

getting rid of your problems with evidence

You messy doing that right here with all these eyes

by Kaetag December 27, 2022

Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.

He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.

"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better

by ginnylols March 19, 2023

meatyman

a strong red man who goes to the gym every day and has a cute little dog. Usually, he talks a lot of shit but he doesn’t mean much harm 🙂 Sometimes he likes to flaunt his muscles in the sunlight Dir Special effect.

“wow have you seen meatyman lately? He gets stronger and more red by the days!”

“Yeah, I wish i was like meatyman.”

by vivipoo911 July 26, 2023

misty twister

when one urinates during a game of twister

"We were having fun together as a family, right up until grandma pulled a misty twister on all of us"

by capriciouscorvid November 8, 2023