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magic shrooms

A mushroom which contains the chemical Psyloscibin (Spelling) and will cause you to trip balls and see some sweet shit.
Dude pass over those magic shrooms, im a get tore-up!
by Jared Bishop June 16, 2004
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magic dick ruler

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.
Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008
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Facebook Magician

Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.
Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!

Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.
by xbox crew August 1, 2011
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magic brownie

Any type of brownie cooked with Cannabis butter (Cannabutter) in lieu of standard butter. The brownie is eaten, usually before smoking a joint or blunt, and produces a much slower acting but often far more intense high than would be achieved through smoking the Cannabis flowers (bud).
"I just eat a couple magic brownies before I smoke a joint, so that as the high from the joint finishes, the high from the brownies begins..."
by Pitchblende June 26, 2005
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magic stick

It's a penis that is amazingly great.....u can do whatever person u want to...because it is so perfect!
by Lacali12 March 19, 2003
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Magic

Originally meant "of the Magi" or "Magi like" Magi being "wise men" (see Matthew 2:1-12), hence "wisdom".
Grandpa is really wise. He is truly magic!
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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Angry Magician

An angry magician is when you are doing a girl doggie style. Then you donkey punch her real hard to knock her out, and then hide in her closet. When she wakes up and checks the closet for you, you punch her in the face, and run home. Once home, masturbate.
Dan "Did you here that Steve pulled an angry magician in Carol last night?"
Keith "Damn, he's a midget throwing, donker humper"
by mbsharp January 11, 2009
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