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sgt. matthew mason

Cruel, and unsympathetic to the enemy. Liable to deep thoughts that interrupt sentences. one Bad Ass Machine Gunner
There goes SGT. Matthew Mason again. we should run he looks pissed off.
by intollarant fool November 2, 2013
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Matthew

An intelligent, sexy, loyal, witty man who is the life of the party and a tractor boy supporter.
That girl is so lucky, she is dating a real Matthew-!
by whorse November 3, 2013
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Dave Matthews Band

A popular rock band the hit it big with their first album Under The Table And Dreaming in 1994. They have been a band since 1991. They formed in Charlottesville, Virginia when Dave Matthews searched around for potential band members. He found Carter Beauford, drummer; Steffan Lessard, bassist; LeRoi Moore, Sax; and Boyd Tinsley, Violin. There were some others that played with Dave, but those are the five official band members. Since then Dave Matthews Band has been nominated for 11 Grammys and won one. They currently have 6 studio albums.
by LeRoi December 9, 2008
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Hurricane Matthew

A savage Hurricane that killed 800 niggas in Haiti and 4 niggas in Florida. And used Cholera to kill more.
Hurricane Matthew: "Gone fuck yo' shit up, Florida."
Florida: "Foe niggas in the ground, nigga."
by Razam October 8, 2016
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Matthew

A Jessica lover. Matthew LOVES jessica. Matthew would like to know if Jessica loves him back. I'm just a random guy. I just know that somewhere out there a jessica will read this and think about her Matthew
Matthew.
by bladeqwqw123 September 5, 2014
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dave matthews band

A band that each of it's new releases is welcomed (along with the latest abercrombie & fitch catalog) by middle-class white kids.
Dude #1 - "hey bro, did you get the new dave matthews band cd yet?"

Dude #2 - "yeah, man; it's great. let's go to the mall".
by flamman March 10, 2007
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Matthew Lynch

A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size

The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs

The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society
Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch
by Stephen fry February 27, 2014
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