mapquest

To use MapQuest to find directions to a location, usually someone's house.

Hold up, brah, I need to mapquest that chick's house before we go.

by MoonKnight March 16, 2003

Rich Maple

Rich Maple is the name insiders use when they don't want to give out their real name. You can use it too, anytime someone, or some company requires it, say at a conference, or for a magazine subscription. And it's sweetest when you know that name will be sold and passed on.

The leading breakfast syrups cannot claim they're made from maple trees. Instead, a big label says "Made with Rich Maple." After in very small legalese it says "flavoring."

To those that cannot read small type at an arms distance assumes that "Rich Maple" must be someone because he "made it."

Rich is the guy responsible for cutting corners with your breakfast and he's a symbol of the changing values in this world.

"Can we get your name for our mailing list that we promise not to sell to anyone?"

"Happily. It's Maple. Rich Maple."

by Bradford Akerman January 28, 2007

Maplestory

A MMORPG that millions of people play, but hate. It's just addictive... No one likes it, but you can't stop playing. It's like they put nicotine in it or something.

(Character around lvl 50): "Maplestory SUCKS!"
(Noob): "Then quit..."
(lvl 50 Character): "I CAN'T IT'S TOO ADDICTING!!!!!"

by SBFreeze August 14, 2008

Mr. Maples

A gentleman who is known for putting syrup on his womans ass.

Q: "Hey why do they call you Mr. Maples?"
A: "Because I put the syrup on that ass!"

by Nate--O April 17, 2010

maple dick

When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.

My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.

by sparkyjo December 17, 2014

apple maps

apple maps:The poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the Dark Ages.

Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".

Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.

(Siri voice) LEFT TURN

FUCK

( screams)

OH MY GOD

(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.

You have reached your destination...
HELL

by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014

Mapist

The simple combination of the words murderer and rapist.

Wow, did you see those aviators Billy was wearing? All you need to do is add a trench coat and he looks like a public masturbating mapist.

by El_Cocodrilo April 14, 2010