malcolm

Dumbest bitch you’ll know has a tiny dick also fat pulls ugly girls if any.

Remember that dude Malcolm with a small dick.

by StonerBoner69er April 14, 2019

Malcolm Gruijters

malcolm gruijters is very smart

malcolm gruijters is very smart

by Malcolm21321231231 September 24, 2020

Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is suposed to be Harrys nemesis in the Harry Potter series. He comes from one of the most powerfull wizarding families full of slythrins like himself, his family also associates themselves with voldy. He always annoys the golden trio, but only because he dosent have a choice. He was forced by his father to become a deatheater when he was 15. That is if u want a canon definetion.

But if u ask me and any other sane human being, he is the hottest, most handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, talented, fantastic, ambitious, intellegent, attractive, considerate, honourable, loyal, passionate, awesome, excellent, fabulous, incredible, outstanding, wonderful, sexy, seductive, and irresistible person who just wants to be loved. He is speculated to date Harry Potter by many fans, but that isnt true since he is dating me the badest bleep off all. He also uses Dior Sauvage and smells like green appels. He has daddy issues and is probably the most complex caractor from the show. He looks very hot in a black suit. He would definitely never rape/sexually assult anyone, he is not homophobic either and is very secure in his masculinity. He also never bodyshames and even if he hated u he would respect ur pronauns. He's also very horny and good at sex (maybe a bit kinky) he can definitely find the clit unlike Harry Potter himself. He would also be a softie when u were alone, but kind of mean when others are around.
If he was a math equation it would be: Draco Malfoy=Sex god

Loser: Draco Malfoy is mean!?
Me: God this place has gone to the dogs😒

by RailMe September 29, 2020

Dirty Malcolm

when a girl shits while the man eats her out. And the man then eats the shit and procedes to make out with the girl. The man then shits in the pussy and fucks her!

Last night I had the best Dirty Malcolm in a long time.

by ssr111 February 25, 2011

Malcolm'd

1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls

uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?

by malcolms dad is hott January 25, 2005

Madsome

(1) An insane person's sexual orgy.

(2) Slang - a derogotory term describing a gathering of people deemed to be insane.

(1) "Wow man, did you hear about those 5 people from the mental assylum having group sex? I guess you shouldn't really leave those people alone in a room together. A madsome to remember!"

(2) "Hey man do you see Crazy Cath, Bonkers Bill and Schitzo Sam over there talking?"
"Yeah man, what a freaking madsome."

by Simon Simmosen June 21, 2008

malcolm happy

To be too happy and to make silly noises flailing arms around and jumping all over the place.

My friend got a blow job and was malcolm happy.

by Panda_punch1 September 26, 2011