Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

major key

Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.

Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.

by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016

major key

A big part in achieving success. Dj Khaled is known for saying this and giving people major keys.

Major key alert: stay focused and on track

by AL2000 October 6, 2016

major bb

Major Blue Balls

Dude, i was fucking some girl but she went before i could and left me with major bb

by mfg8 June 21, 2016

lionel major

Super gay and suck d*** he never gets girl and he fat but i got one food thing to say about him he stank more than any other person on earth and he super dirty

Lionel major is gay not the happy gay like he gay like he got a boyfriend

by Dj Johnson March 15, 2017

Majority Of The Half

A decision making tool that can be used to facilitate a prompt time-boxed decision. The majority of the half is 25% or greater in any decision process.


Dan 10/16/2005: Unfortunately, the MajorityOfTheHalf is only applicable to binary decisions.

To be explicit here's a matrix:

Group Size Majority Of The Half
1 1
2 1
3 1
4 1
5 2
6 2
7 2
8 2
9 3
10 3

by Mr T Roll June 25, 2008

stermness in d major

the song for a mastermind

Type an example of how you can use this in a sentence...

Stermness in D major

by Mr ilusion5 June 23, 2020