masonized

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.

Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(

by Mista blista July 5, 2014

masoned

Getting so drunk that you can barely talk, don't remember any of the nights activities, and do random weird shit like crack eggs into toasters and put shoes into blenders when you get home from drinking.

I went to the roxy last night, and got so masoned, I can't believe I made it back home afterwards

by Maxxscam September 25, 2011

mason

mason is the sexiest fucker in my class. he never fails to give me a boner.

dammit mason, not again.

by Sloppy foreskin April 20, 2018

Mason

he can be gay, but hey he's mason

hey theres mason hes kinda gay but kinda cool also

by hahamasonrealgay October 1, 2018

Mason

Very compassionate and is often misunderstood. Mason is the very talkative kid who is very depressed because people think their annoying

Mason, shut the fuck up already.

by Lil_Quadivius March 20, 2019

dirty mahoney

The act of teabaggin a girl (preferably passed out)...nuts on mouth, and sitting full force on her face stuffing her nose into ure asshole

I brought that bitch back to my house and gave her the dirty mahoney.

by adam krej January 29, 2008

The mason Dixon line

The imaginary line between your girls vagina and ass that she won't let you cross during sex.

"I was trying to put it in her butt, but she wouldn't let me cross the mason Dixon line. "

by Ye Olde wordsmith November 30, 2015