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Muppet

A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.
Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?

Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!

Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!
by darkpassengerx October 19, 2008
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muppet

lmao ooh im a muppet
by destiny June 19, 2004
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mups

Mad Ups, High vertical leap in the sport of basketball.
That cat has mups, he jumps out of the gym!
by Brad B. May 13, 2005
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muppetry

The act of getting fisted in the anus. Sticking the fist/arm in so that the receiver resembles a muppet.
Did you get any muppetry last night?

Yes, in fact, I did. I was Kermit.
by walkerp April 8, 2007
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MupSickle

1.There is no real definition for mupsickle besides the fact that we think this word exists when nothing actually exist that is the true definition of the word.

2.(adj) To say that someone is mupsicklish is to say that they are in a eurphoric state where they are so stoned or inside there own mind that they enter an alternate reality and actually discover the meaning of life.
I just mupsickled
Translation: Dude. Man. I just figured it out. The Earth is really but only a spacecraft that we are using to go on vacation. That's why the other planets don't have life.

Example Number Two:
Last night, I had a mupsickle.
Translation: Last night, I got so stoned, I thought myself into having this amazing orgasm, but because I was so stoned, now I don't remember it.

Example number Thirteen:
Man Im feelin so mupsicklish today
Translation: Man Im feeling so awesome i feel in one with the universe, I know all is nothing and something at the same time. I feel like I am 99.9% empty space because in reality I actually am. There is nothing everything only exists because we allow it to and think it is.
by Chance Moore November 9, 2007
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muppet

another word for "wheel" in parts of the northeastern united states
"dammit, that muppet ran over my foot again"
by majordriver December 22, 2007
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Muppet

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.
a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER
by Anonymous March 4, 2003
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