mother of Mary

A mismatched and potentially blasphemous term, short for "Jesus Christ, mother of Mary!", which without reflection often passes uncorrected.
A good example of how seldom people listen to themselves or others when they curse.

Could also be Mary's mother. Whomever Mary is, she should be quite worried.

Person A: "Holy crap! That bus is on fire!"
Person B: *Turns to look* "Jesus Christ, Mother of Mary!"
Person A: "...Dude, what the hell?"

by Elly-roo January 10, 2005

I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

Noah's Mother

The simple but funny answer that one gives when they don't feel like or don't know the actual answer to a question

Person 1: Hey who was that you were just talking to on your phone?

Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe

Person 1: Shut the f*** up

by Noah's Mother September 15, 2016

mothercunter

A real fuckhead.
A harsh term of abuse.
Akin with being called a motherfucker, only with that little bit of extra 'pep'.

I hate that bloke; he's a real mothercunter.

by Sack Tony October 11, 2002

motherfucker

an insult

“you motherfucker”

“hey that’s not nice”

by salty man April 18, 2019

Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

by SexyTexan January 6, 2012