Monkey Hangers

Name given to people from the town of Hartlepool in the North East of England. The reason being during the Napoleonic Wars (around the 1800s) a monkey washed up on the beach at Hartlepool. The unfortunate primate was tried and executed because the locals thought it was French. This is referred to with some misplaced pride now as the town's football club's mascot is called H'Angus the Monkey.

"Hey, did you hear those Monkey Hangers elected their football mascot as their mayor?"

"Well, that's what happens when you live on the wrong side of the Pennines."

by The_Strut November 25, 2004

Monkey Chuck

Monkey Chuck is a Mid-90's power pop band from Michigan. Performing from 1994 to 1997 (a few errant dates after 1997). Aware Records included them on their Aware Michigan collection, where they were one of 11 bands to be featured. They signed with Yikes! Records and were included on a few of their compilations.

Monkey Chuck was also included on Grand Rapids (Mi) Radio Station WGRD's Radio Activ compilations. Larry Lowis and Ted Lowis (brothers) also appeared on the Domestic Problems CD Play (both played trombone).

Larry (guitar/vocals) and Ted (bass/vocals) started Monkey Chuck with drummer Greg DeWitt and guitar player Scott Sonneville. Later drummer Trent Martin took over, and Trent was followed by 'skin pounder' Jessie Bevridge (Now front man for Rockit King). Chad Garner took over on guitar for Scott Sonneville after the release of the CD "Goodnight".

Much of the Teenage Frames debut CD "More Songs Less Music" was recorded with Larry & Ted at the helm. Larry & Verve Pipe front man Brian Vander Ark were the guitar/singer/song writers for mid-80's group "His Boy Elroy" (just abut every Michigan band has a VP connection). After Monkey Chuck, Ted went on to play bass with the Chicago-based group Teenage Frames.

Monkey Chuck Yikes! Records, Aware Records, Rock band, power pop, Kalamazoo/Grand Rapids/Lansing Michigan, Mid-90's

by Jon Douglas September 10, 2006

monkey dish

In cafeterias and dining halls: a small bowl for serving side dishes such as vegetables or fruit.

"Yo, Dave! Get some more monkey dishes for the peas. We're almost out of 'em!"

by Landsky September 29, 2008

Monkey Cut

The elementary school practice of, rather than "cutting" (or skipping) someone in line, taking the spot behind him, thereby allowing you to save time in the line while not inconveniencing the person already in line. However, this has the side effect of
confusing and angering everyone else in the line. It is unknown who thought this would ever be a good idea, or who gave anyone the power to let people skip everyone behind them.

"Hey, can I cut you?"
"WHAT?"
"No, sorry, I meant skip."
"Why'd you say cut?"
"I thought...whatever. Can I skip you?"
"No! I've earned my space in this line. I've been here for 30 minutes."
"Cmooooon"
"ugh. Look. You can monkey cut me. But you're gonna piss everyone else off."
"Sweet"

by ChanDan March 26, 2013

monkey blocker

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"

shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.

by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

monkey dumpling

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.

He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!

by austin leonard November 4, 2008