Mittwit

\Mitt-wit\ adj : 1. : Stupid 2. : Laughable 3. : Lacking intellectual thoughtfulness.

Paul Ryan presented a mittwit speech at the RNC, full of distortions and half-truths.

by Woodstock1964 September 25, 2012

Mitty

A private high school in San Jose, CA that has outstanding academics and extra-curricular activities. It WAYYY better than schools like Bellarmine and St. Francis.

Did you see the basketball game last night where Mitty kicked Bellarmine's ass?

by hafjklfjkasdhf November 1, 2008

Stinky Mitten

When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.

I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.

by Honji Doctor June 26, 2010

fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around

that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

by debit_dave December 26, 2007

Mitton

A dirty little family. Often incest. You are likely to see a Mitton family in your life. Please avoid at all times.

Oh shit there's a Mitton

by ThatUnknownGuy May 16, 2014

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

Kitten mittens

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.

by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018