classic mike

saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life

this whole day has just been one big drunken week" classic Mike.
Set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. Only Classic Mike can do that

by swayze89 September 18, 2012

Mike Hair

That tiny (or big) spike of hair at the front of someone's hair, usually in the form of a brown or black! It can be found in Roblox, called 'Brown Charmer Hair.'

Person 1: 'Ayo wanna play some Roblox?'
Person 2: 'Nope, I'm sick of seeing Mike Hairs everywhere.'

by AlQaholic_Terrorist February 11, 2021

Mike's Mic

Australian YouTuber who does a range of funny videos, often containing memes and reality show clips

Did you know Michael from Mike's Mic has a master's degree?
Wow no I'm so shocked

by discofox September 10, 2020

Mike Almighty

a young gifted rapper from South Central , he is a member of a jerking group called JINC. he also has a dope mixtape called cloudywater. his twitter name is @MikeAlmighty check him out hes a great rapper. he has done collabos with YG & Asia Lynn etc.

aye man , have you heard cloudywater yet? mike almighty is awesome

by RubyGee September 7, 2010

Mike Pence

A homosexual slang for a boring penis.

A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.

I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.

by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022

Mike Roch

The brother of Hugh Janus

"Mike Roch?? I'm looking for Mike Roch."
"Is Mike Roch here?"

by 🔶🔶🔶 June 29, 2016

Angelic Mike

A sardonic nickname for US Vice President Mike Pence who is tasked by a scrambling team of high-powered liars to play a very specific role just like all the other White House goons.

There’s a lot of dirty rats running from this burning building, but not Angelic Mike, he’s really very innocent and he hasn’t known anything about anything all along, he’s a really great guy with no problems at all at home or anywhere, he’s my good buddy and really, he’s a perfect Vice President who could run in 2020 and win by a landslide!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019