eva longoria

A term used by most males as their "wife"

Eva Longoria is my wife.

by dirk_diggler4564 December 4, 2007

linclon logger

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth

o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up

by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008

Popular Loner

A student who everyone knows and wants to hang out with but never seems to have time for others. Rather than making plans with his "friends" afterschool he chooses to go home and play video games instead. He never seems interested in hanging out with the various people who wish to hang out with him.

Jesse: How come Giovanni never wants to hang out?
Washington: He's a Popular Loner!

by Gunn Nunez April 18, 2022

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008

Lonerise

Your friends have ditched you or you are all alone by yourself.

Just Lonerise me why don't you!

by Ashleigh Hayes!!!!!!:) November 11, 2003

lonering

The act of being a loner or reflecting the qualities of a loner.

"What's that girl doing in that corner all by herself?"
"You know, just lonering."

"Sorry we weren't able to get you a seat next to us on the plane. Happy lonering for the next 8 hours!"

by Peggy the one and only July 5, 2012

Toot It And Let It Linger

When someone (preferably a guy who has a girlfriend) leads a person on (an innocent girl who falls for the guy but cares he has a girlfriend) and does things with him. it could be from just sexting to actually having sex but he tells her that she isn't allowed to tell anyone because of his girlfriend. And when the guy gets what he wants (or doesn't) he does't exactly dump the girl because they were never going out because he had a girlfriend, but just stops texting her everyday and never answers her texts or stops going up to talk to her. this isn't tooting it and booting it because the guy will still talk to the girl but when he does he acts like nothing ever happened and expects her to do the same

Naj "hey cori can i give you a hug tomorrow?" Cori "sure?" Naj "can i give you two hugs tomorrow?" Cori "sure" Naj " just sure?" cori "sure" Naj " can i have a butt touch?" Cori "NO! you have a girlfriend" (that is an example of a girl who is smart and doesnt fall for it.) Naj " hey Jaz i really like you youre really awesome we should have sex" Jaz "aww <3 i like you too but you have a girlfriend" Naj "so i dont care about her anymore i love her but i really like you" Jaz " ok come over now" and after he gets what he wants he never talks to her again and calls her his stalker (that was an example of a girl who fell for his act... hard)and that is what it means to Toot It And Let It Linger

by rayRay ;) June 14, 2011