Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
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I didn't realize it before, but Emily is an ankle locker. Last night I was barely able to escape before getting her pregnant.
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Driver: Ah dang, I really need to go inside and get my hair done, but this song is so good.
Passenger: Right? But we are completely Radio Locked!
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Hey come over I'm grilling ribs and making Puerto Rican food.
Oh yeah, you locking in!
Hey Pookie got that settlement and he's taking all of us to the club and he's locking in for all of us.
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Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
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Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.
Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
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