live

for something to be happening right now, like a concert or a sports game.

person 1: dude, the super bowl is gonna be on tonight live!

person 2: sweet, im watchin it!

by zKITKATz March 29, 2008

Hurts to live

A vicious hangover induced by a night of drinking heavily.

Guy wakes up, feels his head

Guy : "Oh, God, It hurts to live!"

by Evil-Boy June 24, 2006

live journal

live journal (lj) – n. Free online blogging service.
analogy Live journals are like ropes. They help you climb the social ladder. However, the rope (lj) only works if you reach out (type in your password) and grab it (pick a cool color scheme, generally an unreadable one) and pull yourself up (write daily updates as to how your life is going and how stupid everything else is, then open the forum for comments). It also helps to post some hawt pictures of yourself, especially when posed with two or three members of the opposite sex.

www.livejournal.com/users/apec766

by cardenio April 6, 2005

Livejournal

A bunch of 16 year old girls screaming OMG

16 year old girl on livejournal: OMG!

by Lexicon Master December 28, 2005

xbox live

a hive of scum and villainy

"OH YEAH I KILLED YOU. TEA BAG TEA BAG!"
"I AM THE LORD OF XBOX LIVE!"

by grathom November 23, 2009

Go Live

Using the Qik application to record video on your phone, so that it will be played online as you are recording.

Trevor: Hey man, this is epic. We should totally go live right now.

Sean: Yeah dude, I just got my phone out. I'll be going live in about 30 seconds.

by Smferr September 15, 2010

saturday night live

An awesome show with random hilarious skits. It was fuckin hilarious until the year 2000 rolled around. The writing sucks, and the comedians on the show suck. They seem to be too self-conscious to ac completely crazy and random, and the way they actually deliver the lines sucks too. Many awesome skits on that show have been made into movies, such as Night at the Roxbury,Waynes World, and some others I can't think of right now... Some really awesome comedians and actors have started on that show, such as John Belushi, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, Gilda Radner, Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Mike Meyers, Dana Carvey, David Spade, and Conan O'Brien, who was a writer and wasn't actually on the show.

I will never miss SNL, even though now it's extremely disappointing...

by waAGhA! March 16, 2005