Jelly Ladder

To describe a useless object or person

About as useful as a Jelly ladder........

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

2nd layer of skin

when you cum on your significant other and the cum dries

"I hung out with Larry last night and he gave me a 2nd layer of skin."

by christiangrey March 29, 2015

Hozone Layer

The stench barrier you breach when you enter a frat party

The hozone layer was so thick at that party you could cut it with a knife!

by catfisherofmen April 23, 2017

ass lander

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

by Whosit606 September 1, 2019

ash landers

A character from black butler who calls everyone unclean, unpure, unnecessary

'you are unclean, umpire, unnecessary, you shall be cleansed by the flames of God!' -ash landers

by Eijiro05 January 23, 2020

just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.

Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers

by trrocks03 October 31, 2007

Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009