Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer 

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer by Kuul June 21, 2020

Watering the Lawn 

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.

I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.

Watering the Lawn by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020

The Anything Lawn 

It is the in between of lawns.

"I guess I'll call the Anything Lawn."

The Anything Lawn by BisexualBroccoli October 27, 2020

The Everything Lawn 

Everyone hates this lawn.

"Nooo the Everything Lawn!"

The Everything Lawn by BisexualBroccoli October 27, 2020

mowed the lawn 

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Mowed the lawn

mowed the lawn by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020

Mow her lawn 

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.

Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".

Mow her lawn by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021

Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

Mowing the Lawn by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 7, 2022