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Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010
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Patting there lap

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.
They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it
by ihopesheseethis November 20, 2023
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Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair
i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face
by AnitaDan November 3, 2018
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LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool
LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'
by Inteckno April 19, 2023
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for the laps

a filipino phrase that refers to eating. usually in large amounts, that of a patay-gutom. "laps" is derived from "lafang", an older term which means "kain" in Filipino or to eat.
Ay, for the laps ang tema ng lamok sa hita ko for today's video.
Maaga dumating si Mamsh sa swimming. For the laps ang goal ni beh.
by melindakieferrr June 24, 2022
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Lapping

The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.
Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.
by Flowerling April 28, 2021
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