kevin jonas

Mr. Sexy.

The greatest guitar player. EVER.

Makes all the girls hearts melt. <3

Kevin Jonas, the cute romantic one.

by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008

Kevin

Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.

Kevin and I are going to the park.

by KMK88 May 9, 2006

kevin haines fan club

a bunch of underclassmen girls who think kevin haines rocks their world. you can identify these girls by their screams of "oh my god he winked at me!"

i saw the kevin haines fan club trying to get a discount at the movies last night.

by whattamelon June 24, 2004

Kevin-Plant

A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious

- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight

- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet

- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant

I was having a good day until one of those Kevin-Plants showed up and pissed on my shoe.

by ColtonBuckley October 14, 2009

Kevin Jonas

Kevin Jonas is the lead guitarist of the most wonderful band ever the Jonas Brothers! He is incredibly gogeous with both straight and curly hair. He is an amazing singer, though he only chooses to do back ups.

Girl; I love Kevin Jonas.
Other Girl: Same
Girl: I like him with straight hair
Other Girl I like him with both
Both: Hes Hot!

Kevin Jonas Rocks. He is like amazing!

by Crazykindofcrushonjonas February 25, 2008

Kevin Federline

Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.

Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.

by [e-mail] October 17, 2007

Kevin Smith

A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.

'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.

It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.

Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.

I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007