1 definition by ColtonBuckley

Kevin-Plant

A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious

- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight

- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet

- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant

I was having a good day until one of those Kevin-Plants showed up and pissed on my shoe.

by ColtonBuckley October 14, 2009