keyushee

someone who always keeps the appearance of being adept at life, yet deep down is as fragile as a petal.

oh ! if they only knew what keyushee really wants.

by doggo_rancho November 23, 2021

Keyrsti

1.a hott or spicy item.
2.something that can cause heart problems.
3.can cause sexual problems.

i just had a keyrsti.

damnn, that chick is soo keyrsti.

woah, i think i just made a keyrsti.

by shit facee March 1, 2009

Keystone Skateboards

The Skateboard Company Paul Frasco Rides For.

I Didn't Get Your Keystone Skateboards Stickers Yet.

by Hello0000000001 May 26, 2009

keuses

two friends who are years apart but when they are together they are awesome

alexa: how old are those keuses
willaim: oh they are like 12 and 14

by willy and alexa May 29, 2009

Keyseys

Verb that correctly defines multiple kisses. Usually a man will send a text message to his significant other with only the word keyseys; by doing so the man is asking for kisses sometime in the near future. By sending such a text, this is regarded as the most polite way to ask a woman for kisses. May also be used by the woman in a reply of text message to confirm or deny said kisses.

Man: Opens his address book in phone and selects the woman he would like to text. Text reads as follows:

Keyseys?

Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:

Keyseys.

*Note the proper punctuation.*

by B10S September 2, 2010

Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.

James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"

by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012

Keys n Gray

The male right to be sexist and bigoted.

Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.

Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!

by RE2theD December 13, 2012