kerbie

There's a cat that owns a house in Martinez, Ca and he rents it out to a cool family.

Kerbies hobbies are wet cat food, fuzzy blanket humping, shitting in neighbors flower pots, cheese wheel, and lots of licking of his butthole.

He is like a sour patch kid- first sour, then sweet.

Did you see Kerbie sleeping in the bushes?!
He like a bum cat, with furry wheels!

by Joshrisig October 19, 2015

Keyai

An expression of excitement and/or orgasmic pleasure.

Keyai! We're getting a ride from Tanaka's mom.

by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

Keyboard Dyslexia

Keyboard Dyslexia is an excuse for numerous spelling errors and random letters within words, usually in a word document.

keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word documentr.

by corbane November 10, 2010

Kebin

A stupid blue fucking bird thats not aloud to fly.

KEBINNNN

by Urban FaZe July 27, 2017

KEYBOARD

A bitches everybody is able to put their hands on and she doesnt really care.

Person 1: That bitch is a keyboard, a grabbed her ass and she didnt say shit.
Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.

by Toronto Raptors January 27, 2008

Keyblade

A large key-shaped weapon used in the Kingdom Hearts video games. Its main use, contrary to its name, is to bludgeon black people into submission. However, it can also be used to seal/unseal any lock or pathway, unless otherwise dictated by the game's developers.

Person 1: What's the thing in your hand?

Person 2: This is a Keyblade, a weapon that unlocks anything and can destroy the forces of evil.

Person 1: And all you use it for is beating up the black people?

Person 2: Pretty much. I can't get this door open though.

Person 1: Just use the 'unlock anything' power, then.

Person 2: It doesn't work like that. Duh.

by Eddie Ray July 14, 2010

keyboard

a device used for masturbation clitoris

oh my god, i lost my dildo so i just used my keyboard. its so much better!

by BGandAN September 23, 2005