Johannes

Biggest pussy alive despite only eating cock

He is sutch a Johannes

Johannes by HHFHGFDYTFTDF January 10, 2022

Johanalis 

the most annoying girl, who loves to date toxic boys, sucks at math, but is a good friend.

she also is super strong and with throw you across the hall and out the window! :D

Bob the builder: did u hear, that girl johanalis is back dating that uggo flat pancake of a boy rian (ur twin).

Caillou: shhh dont let her hear you she will throw you out the window!

Johanalis by urfavgalkk January 10, 2022

Johannphobic 

When someone is against the Johann people.

You didn't give Johann good grades! That's Johannphobic!

Johannphobic by FriedPig420 January 20, 2022

Johannis 

A common misspelling of the name "Johansson".

"OMG have you seen Scarlet Johannis in the latest movie?"
"Ooh yes that's my favourite Asian actress!"

Johannis by joshthatsbetterthanjy December 16, 2021

johanantaylor 

very handsome
loving
caring
only for Cienna

johanantaylor is for Cienna and only her.

johanantaylor by CennaMoede February 7, 2022

Johann 

A tiny little man with a tiny little plan. This little guy lives inside a mushroom house, he rides a big to work, he puts a raindrop in a little acorn shell to make stew. Johann is just a little guy

You ever met Johann? The little guy that lives down in the marsh?

Yeah! He’s such a great little dude

Johann by Belvis Parsley March 18, 2022

Johannis 

Johannis is a very stupid sexist lay who is irritating and hits men in their knees. She cares for her girl friends but hits and harasses her boy friends.

Man 1: Dude i just met a Johannis
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.

Johannis by she, he and milton March 25, 2022