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jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.
gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"
by pubes.com November 21, 2020
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Jessica

Jessica is the girl of your dreams. Know those dreams that you can't tell the difference from reality? This girl is the definition of those dreams. There are days that you wake up and can't tell if shes real or not. this girl is everything you need! remember when noe made an arc with two of each animal to save the world? this girl is my arc. protect your jessica with everything.
"Yo dude, last night i met a Jessica!"
"GODDAMN! How lucky! Protect her with everything you got..."
by MIlhas_! November 30, 2020
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jessica yardley

Jessica Yardley is honestly the most beautiful name that can me given, u are blessed if u are called Jessica Yardley, ur probably gorgeous and talented like DAMN.
“Im surprised she’s not called Jessica Yardley, she’s just perfect”
by Afrivkendumbass December 3, 2020
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Jessica

the most amazing, kind, generous and beautiful girl in the entire world. She makes the world stop whenever she looks at you, she’s breathtaking, ethereal even. She’s loveable and precious and totally hilarious. And we know that if you lose her, you’ll regret it for eternity. We all love a Jessica xx
Did you see Jessica today, she took my breath away.
My gorgeous and ethereal sister is named Jessica.
by NameAnalysis January 10, 2021
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Jessica

The most beautiful girlfriend I could’ve ever asked for
Guy: Yo have u heard of jessica? She’s really pretty

Me: yeah that’s my girlfriend
by Jessicas girlfriend June 20, 2021
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jessmarianoluvbot

jessmarianoluvbot is a creator on tiktok she is so cool and funny! she is also rory gilmore irl (its true)
A: jessmarianoluvbot is the best

B: YASS
by cowbcylikeme June 23, 2021
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