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Jake Paul 

A dark sexual move used by superior beings were you stick your head in the anal cavity and pull it out really fast
Chad: yo bro I just Jake Pauled my girl last night
Donny: ooh bro is she stretched

Chad: of course

Jake Paul 

AnEsonGib will beat Jake Paul
Jake Paul by FatAssedPeanutHead January 27, 2020

jake paul 

that jake paul is trash.

Jake Paul 

It is the definition of the word β€œdead”
Jake Paul is fuck boy that click baits the shit out of people.
Jake Paul by Anzade February 14, 2020

Jake Paul 

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
Jake Paul by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020

jake paul 

he’s dead .. said jake paul
jake paul by i hate bobby March 18, 2020