Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

by captaincook June 15, 2010

Five-Hour Jaegerbomb

N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it

Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.

by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011

Mick Jagger

A vagina with enlarged labia minora. So named due to the resemblance to the Rolling Stones singer's lips.

My girlfriend has a total Mick Jagger!

by RandomDent March 31, 2011

Jager-Obamas

A traditional "Jager Bomb" shot taken for celebratory purposes by people with an election erection for Barack Obama upon finding out he made president.

Barack's in office, let's get a round of Jager-Obamas on me!

by Mama Meeshelle37 December 9, 2008

Mick Jagger

Slang in some areas for lesbian or dyke.

Those girls are such Mick Jaggers!

by The Red Hot Swamis March 25, 2010

Jager Field

In one night or get-together, trying many different variations of the popular drink Jagerbomb, including the Irish Car Bomb, Jagerade, Reverse Jagerbomb and many more

We got bored last night with just Jagerbombs, so we had a fuckin Jager Field! Fist Pump.

by Linkadink March 5, 2010

jagerfail

when you have too many jagers the night before and it causes a feeling of general apathy often accompanied by several very pungent doses of the shits.

Dude sorry I am late for breakfast, had a bad case of jagerfail this morning after all those free bombs last night.

by reckless-abandon September 16, 2011