get Alex Jonesed 

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.

"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."

get Alex Jonesed by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018

Ella mae Jones 

Disabled crack head

Can u stop being an ella mae Jones

Ella mae Jones by Drawcauseimawhore September 16, 2020

Big Nigga Jones 

.Big .Nigga .Jones is the most powerful being on earth. his penis is so comically large he is unable to have sex

Damn no homo But, Big Nigga Jones has a massive Cock

Big Nigga Jones by Big Nigga Jones December 26, 2020

Rylee Lloyd-Jones 

Rylee is pretty fucken cool he is the man and really short. He can throw cheese at your eyes and make them bleed which is fucken built different. we worship rylee and treasure him.

Olivia: “Rylees so cool”
Maddy: “yeah ikr, if only i could be him”
Olivia: “i wish i was Rylee Lloyd-Jones”

Rylee Lloyd-Jones by lowkey.ol.via February 17, 2021

Alfred F Jones

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.

Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE

Alfred F Jones by Original Name July 17, 2021

Mike Jonesing 

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

Mike Jonesing by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009

Star Jones 

A fat, loudmouth black woman who had the audacity to have her wedding sponsored. It is rumored that whenever she walks, her elephant steps cause the earth to shake.

Me and my baby daddy is goin' to Star Jones our wedding.

Star Jones by Erg25 January 18, 2005