Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.
by Love family friends and life October 23, 2018
Get the jessica maymug. Jessica is an extremely kind and affectionate person with several unique personality traits that make her an interesting character that others wants to be around. Her fun and caring personality make her a great friend, whilst her confidence and compassion make her an excellent role model and leader.
Despite this vibrance and charisma that she brings to the room, she often falls asleep in class like an irresponsible school captain. She is renowned for her rumbling stomach (very relatable) which can turn heads from a mile away and is always getting mysterious bumps and bruises.
She enjoys sending others a cheeky little rickroll and loves acting and movies. However, her constant accusations of others having weird kinks is a facade for her own weird kink for bird cages. She also thinks she's really cool and calls herself "kawaii tiger" but laugh at others for liking pufferfish :(
Despite this, Jessica is a very intelligent, radiant and affectionate person whose smile exudes warmth and charisma. She is a very likeable person that others enjoy being around :)
Despite this vibrance and charisma that she brings to the room, she often falls asleep in class like an irresponsible school captain. She is renowned for her rumbling stomach (very relatable) which can turn heads from a mile away and is always getting mysterious bumps and bruises.
She enjoys sending others a cheeky little rickroll and loves acting and movies. However, her constant accusations of others having weird kinks is a facade for her own weird kink for bird cages. She also thinks she's really cool and calls herself "kawaii tiger" but laugh at others for liking pufferfish :(
Despite this, Jessica is a very intelligent, radiant and affectionate person whose smile exudes warmth and charisma. She is a very likeable person that others enjoy being around :)
kawaii tiger: "hey, what's your favourite song?"
jessica: "ummm, do you know the one that goes:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU"
kawaii tiger: "wow typical jessica tran"
jessica: "ummm, do you know the one that goes:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU"
kawaii tiger: "wow typical jessica tran"
by owenwillyy December 3, 2022
Get the Jessica Tranmug. Jessica Nicole, A beautiful Smart Girl. Typically Blonde. Loves to have Fun and not care what people think. Big Boobs, Pretty eyes. Loves to Beat up Gay Guys, if he talks bad about their bestfriends anyways. Looks innocent but actually is a BIG trouble maker. If you know a jessica you will be a very happy person, she will stick up for you no matter what, She loves to have fun and fuck shit up. She will always be there for you but sometimes shes going to need you to be there for her. A jessica is very Smart, Amazing, LOUD, tough, amazing, funny, Girl and very hard to fine. If you know a jessica hold on to her.
by Young,wild,free96 January 1, 2012
Get the Jessica Nicolemug. Jessica Leccia is an actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Natalia Rivera on the daytime drama "Guiding Light" and as one half of the soap supercouple known as Otalia (a combination of the names Olivia and Natalia).
Jessica will be playing the character of Ani opposite Crystal Chappell in the new web-based show Venice.
Jessica will be playing the character of Ani opposite Crystal Chappell in the new web-based show Venice.
"Jessica Leccia is beautiful and has fantastic dimples."
"I thought Jessica Leccia was incredible on the show today. I love her as Natalia Rivera!"
"I thought Jessica Leccia was incredible on the show today. I love her as Natalia Rivera!"
by qqsuited August 26, 2009
Get the Jessica Lecciamug. (1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005
Get the jessica albamug. Example 1:
Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
And
Licking
Beautiful
Alba
Example 2:
Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?
Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.
Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?
Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.
Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!
Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!
Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!
Bob: I will!
Example 3:
John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.
Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.
Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
And
Licking
Beautiful
Alba
Example 2:
Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?
Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.
Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?
Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.
Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!
Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!
Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!
Bob: I will!
Example 3:
John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.
Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.
by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011
Get the Jessica Albamug. A nice friend when she wants to be . Not loyal but has some great humour . Pretty and stubborn but when it comes to her real side . You’d wanna step away from her. Usually causes fights between friends and is very arrogant . Don’t go near any Jessica anytime soon
by Pop star .com October 23, 2019
Get the Jessicamug.