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going jamaican 

Slang for dining and dashing, a play on ‘going dutch’ Usain Bolt style.
Waiter: “Are you guys all on one tab?”
Guy 1: “We’re going Jamaican so it doesn’t matter.”
going jamaican by muddigutz February 16, 2024

A Special Jamaican Waking 

When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.
Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.

My Sweet Jamaican Empress 

I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!
No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress
My Sweet Jamaican Empress by Janet21 February 23, 2023

Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress 

Errol's WifeMy Sweet Empress you been running cross my mind recently & I'm so concerned bout

you it's just a feeling we use to get bout each other & all ways went everywhere together we were never apart.I miss you so much words can never explain. You such a good woman Jah know
all the time me wish a me you did marry it still hurts,but I want you to happy.Remember how me family did love you arf,it still bring tears to my eye it tun out dem did right bout the next girl she was never right for me at all she wanted was to show off to say she have a nice looking man. She couldn't do nuttin apart from sit down a watch other people business I needed you eena life so could build together I still love you I would do anything just to hold you & wake up next to you again 💕 love you all ways
Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

My Sweet Jamaican Empress I wonder when I'll ever you again, I love you more than words can say & maybe taking a trip up really soon 😊

bitch, i’m jamaican 

a phrase used to express your culture as a jamaican and not any other
Person 1: Hey, aren’t you french?
Person 2: Bitch, i’m jamaican

Jamaica Jan Sun Princess 

In season 3, episode 12 of The Office, which is titled 'Back From Vacation,' Michael has an inappropriate photo of his boss, Jan Levinson. He accidentally sends the photo to Darryl and it becomes viral around the office. The name of the jpeg file was, 'Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.' If your friends name starts with a J, its also looked upon as clever to replace 'Jan' with their name.
Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.