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Bless

To physically harm a person In the nicest most humiliating way possible.

Originated by Kim Hunter. City: Alexandria, Louisiana.
“Stay out people business. You gon’ go over there and that mane gon’ bless yo eye too.” “I can’t wait to see that ho ima bless her and anybody coming behind her.”
by Queen Her October 15, 2021
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Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.
Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.
by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 4, 2021
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Blessed

Blessed means to Invite Lavont to the party because he found out.
Hey blessed you should invite Lavont to the party
by PartyInvites February 18, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018
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Bless

Short for blessed.

Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
1: I'm truly bless
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
by fresca2178 January 22, 2016
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Blessing

A very nice and caring girl. She’s a keeper. There are sometimes when she can get a little mad but overall she is a sweet kind person. Not only that blessing is stunning but has to be told cause sometimes she forgets. She also loves heavy and falls in love quick which causes her heart to get broken easily. But don’t underestimate all that niceness cause blessing will cuss a bitch out and fuck a bitch up if needed But that’s blessing don’t lose her
Drew: who is that stunning girl over there?
Chai: u don’t know who that is? That’s blessing. She’s gonna be mine one day

Drew: not before I get her
by Thatonehotgirlatschool September 2, 2021
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Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K
I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.
by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024
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