incubating

Defecating. Short for incubating (sitting on) the porcelain goddess, a parody of praying to the porcelain goddess

I was incubating your mom's face last night.

by Jmtas September 14, 2006

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Incestual

The act of being sexually attracted to your own family.

God DWAM my daddy be lookin hot in those jeans.

I haven't been this attracted to someone since my brother was around.

I know my kid is only 6 but holy shit it's tsunami down there.

I was born and incestual...it's not my fault.

by IFUCKKIDS May 20, 2014

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proximity incest

The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.

It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.

Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.

Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.

by Lance Williams April 28, 2008

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