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Hypocrat

By dining at the French Laundry during the lockdown, Govoner Gavin Newsom proved that he was a hypocrat.
by Cali Coup April 16, 2021
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Retroactive hypocrisy

A special case of a strawman argument in which, after being criticized for being hypocritical, one intentionally mischaracterizes the criticism as being an additional layer of hypocrisy.
Person A) "It's pure hypocrisy that after being so concerned with Hillary's private emails, Republicans are shrugging after we find out Ivanka Trump has been sending official White House business emails from a private account."

Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."

Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
by bwseventytwo November 19, 2018
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American Hypocrisy

Noun

A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.

"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.

The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.

The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.

The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.

The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."

"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
WHOOOH!!! 'MURICA THE BEST!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!"

"What's wrong with them?"

"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
by BIG_MANGO August 20, 2020
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hypocritical asthmatic

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.
Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009
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Hypocritical Whore

Female who claims she is "done" having any type of relations with a certain member of the opposite sex, but continues sleeping over his house every weekend in secret.
Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.

(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
by iPolishprincess April 5, 2011
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hypocrater

one(s) who are hypocritical in a way that they hate on you and other people, but then turn around and call you a hater
elondon: why are you always hatin'
Cazzyb: what are you talking about name one person i am hating on
elondon:blah blah blah facebook blah blah blah photo albums
-----next day-----
elondon(via text) to dirrty d.- blah blah blah did you here about fodizzle and blah blah blah... hatin'

Elondon is a prime example of a hypocrater
by Cazzyb February 24, 2010
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hypocritter

animals who say one thing and then do another.
That panda is such a hypocritter.
by mosorious January 18, 2011
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