hooker chic

A style of dress typically adorned by white trash or hootchie mamas. Tube tops and spandex skirts the width of wide belts and high cut "Pretty Woman" boots are most commonly sported. Although they appear to be prostitutes they become outraged when propositioned for their services.

Just look at Uniquoa...she is sooo hooker chic in that outfit!

by Heather 33 November 23, 2006

hoober

To have a half a hard on

I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.

by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006

Hookerish

Someone or something that has the qualities of a hooker or slut.

She looks hookerish in that mini and halter today.

by Tara Thomas September 26, 2007

Hooker boppers

Teenage girls tryin to be grown by looking like hookers

Look at those hooker boppers in the background tryin to get in that old mans face.

by apple79 January 11, 2008

hootered up

when someone is drunk or extremely buzzed.

Mom and dad were all hootered up when they came home from the bar, they couldn't stop giggling.

by cassc4413 December 28, 2009

He-Hooters

Similar to moobs; a disgustingly large set of breasts found on a man.

My god man! Look at his he-hooters!

by Chris April 24, 2003

baby hooker

1) Britney Spears' perfume Fantasy

2) A woman who wears the Fantasy perfume

3) A hooker that tends to wear childish clothing and sucks on lollipops.

Person A: "Name; ie Trixie was such a baby hooker last night."
Person B: "Yeah. Name; ie Artemis told me that she was talking like a baby throughout the entire night."

by BabyHooker May 23, 2010