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Homotextual

People who lose or lack genuine sexual prowess during face to face interaction but are quite skilled at online flirtation and sexting.
So I noticed that he/she spent the night , did you have a good time?

"Not at all! He/she was such a homotextual I just pretended to fall asleep"

Alternatively : after a prolonged homotextual courtship strictly limited to online interaction , Jeffrey was driven completely mad and took to fucking fresh and ready rotisserie chickens he had stapled photos of his crush to. It came to a tragic end one day when his passions prevented him from waiting until he had even left the grocery store. I hear he's on a list now.
by pelesiren August 27, 2020
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Homotextual

Someone who keeps texting you about gay stuff.
You know I’m not a fag, but if you got sent to prison and had to blow guys or get buttfucked to survive, what would you choose? For me it’s a no-brainer.’

‘When did you become such an annoying homotextual?’
by anonymous October 1, 2025
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Homotextual

Someone who keeps texting you about gay stuff.
You know I’m not a fag, but if you got sent to prison and had to blow guys or get buttfucked to survive, what would you choose? For me it’s a no-brainer.’

‘When did you become such an annoying homotextual?’
by anonymous October 1, 2025
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homosexual preditor

a gay person that loves to pounce on or go after homosexuals.
my friend frank is such a homosexual preditor
by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006
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Homozexuality

a typo on myspace forums that indicates homosexuality.
james, larkins, and brian all practice homozexuality when having a three way.
by brandonw July 7, 2008
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homosexualise

Didn't you know? Gary and John like to homosexualise every now and then.
by Peanuts4Lyfe October 7, 2010
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Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment
Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy
by MCB95 May 15, 2016
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