Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

by Hattie Hardass May 1, 2010

tom has no friends

tom has no friends

Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

My ship hath/has sailed

A phrase many shippers use to say that their ship has been confirmed. Oftentimes, a headcannon.

Andrew: My ship hath/has sailed!
Mark: What ship?
Andrew: You know, my headcannon.

by EWild December 18, 2019

Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 15, 2008

s'has

1.A contraction of the words "she"+"has".
2.The act of shitting on someone.

1. S'has the evil plans!
2. I s'hased on your mom last night.

by Kleenex Box December 31, 2007

Bass has got me

The act of bass hitting one so hard that is actually causes an erected pen1s. In broader terms, any situation when the p3n1s is solid aka non flaccid.

1.
Sam - "Trusst, this tune is 'ard!"
Sean - "Ooah, bass has got me!"

2.
Sam - "One for you cuz"
Sean - "No no, bass will get me"

by ilstevo:) March 17, 2011

pearl has lice

A girl named pearl who is speshil as feck and has lice

"watch out, thats Pearl, pearl has lice"

by taacocat November 26, 2018