Hamatophobia

the gut wrenching fear of ham to the point where you cannot stand it and the thought of it makes you feel violently ill to the point of crying.

“would you like a slice of ham?”
“NO I HAVE HAMATOPHOBIA PLS GET AWAY”

by personnnnnnnnnnnnnn June 17, 2025

Hamletmonkeyillion

This is the word for 10^186,030, which is about the minimum amount of pairs of monkeys and typewriters needed for at least one monkey to type out the entirety of Hamlet. This would take about 130,000 seconds or 36 hours, considering that each monkey types one character per second, and Hamlet is about 130,000 characters long.

You need a hamletmonkeyillion monkeys to type out Hamlet.

by NicheTimbuktu September 6, 2025

Hampter

To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE

“How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”

by hamptermaster42 October 29, 2025

David Hammet

Ugly Fat Ass

David Hammet

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow June 22, 2010

Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 31, 2011

tidy hampton

This is definitely what Justin Lee Collins would say if he ever appeared in TOWIE and one of those tits used the word 'reem'

TOWIE ASSHOLE: 'JLC, that is reem'
JLC: 'I totally agree - tidy hampton'

by the Bristol Dogg December 28, 2011

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013