The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
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Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.

by Option 22 October 30, 2020

Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines

Rules no one fucking cares about

someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those

by miseryxx January 12, 2022

guinea

An ethnic slur for Italian-Americans. The word lost all derogatory connotations about a century ago, except for ambiguously white kids with identity issues who decided to cling to an ethnicity they neither belong to or know anything about (see guido). These are usually the idiots who consider Italian to be a separate race.

He's a fat, worthless guinea.

by C19 April 14, 2008

guinea dago

What Freddy Mercury calls Frank Sinatra in ERB

Guinea dago~ Guinea dago~ Figaro

by Deranged psycho killer December 18, 2018

guidette

A non-Italian girl who thinks she is Italian or a girl who likes Italian men and tries to act like she is Italian. Most Italian women would refer to themselves as guidas but if a girl refers to herself as a guidette, they know she is a mangacake. Italian women will trick non-Italian wanna bes into calling themselves guidettes and then laugh at them for being mangacakes.

hahaha, the mangacake guida wanna be thinks she is a guidette.

by guidette love March 17, 2012

Guidette-ism

The act or practice of being a Guidette. The study of excessive banter and relentless stupidity by excessive and obnoxious drinking and ed hardy wearing.

The Guidette-ism is strong in this grenade.

by lmaothistownisdumb March 15, 2011