gimme a beej 

the combinization of give me a blow job.

Dan: hey kelly?
Kelly: what?
Dan: Gimme a beej.
Kelly: fuck you prick.
Dan well do you want to Joey Jones?
Kelly: HUH?

gimme a beej by TrixOG-fagget! November 5, 2009

grammarlytic 

1. The breakdown, or lysis, of grammar. Often exploited during a word vomit.

2. Relating to an erroneous use of grammar.

'Jeez, Ahmed, you really bombed that essay on the Human Genome Project.'
'Yeah, I had a grammarlytic nightmare!"

grammarlytic by clemo_jamie December 19, 2010

Grammar Thief 

some one who tries to correct your grammar when they know they have lost a fight and has nothing else to say or no comeback

"Good god Megan is such a grammar thief, she knows I won this argument, she should just give up"

Grammar Thief by BabyLionz October 6, 2012

Grammar Fucked 

The result of your brain working overtime to decipher and de-code the status update or tweet of a social media user.

I was just GRAMMAR FUCKED by Kylie's status update. Those three sentences had 17 grammar errors. 17 MOTHER FUCKING ERRORS.

Grammar Fucked by RedPenQueen March 4, 2014

Grammar Failzi 

Someone who tries to correct the grammatical errors of others but fails miserably

Guy 1: There a bunch of idiots
Guy 2: Their*
Guy 3: They're*, woah grammar failzi XD

Grammar Failzi by ThunderFault June 29, 2015

glimming 

The burning or smoldering of a lit cigarette or cigar.

The building burned down after he tossed a glimming cigarette butt on a pile of oily rags.

glimming by CardCatalogger July 28, 2016

Grammar Cringe 

When you see grammatical errors in a post and can't do anything to fix it. The cringe is worse if it is someone you respect or would feel bad to correct, or something that you like or agree with. It's like a booger hanging out of your best friend's nose but not being able to let them know.

I couldn't help but grammar cringe after reading my English teacher's post about her grandmother dying, because it had so many misspelled words and improper punctuation.

Grammar Cringe by Bholla2384 November 20, 2016