government

Something we need but don't want and that doesn't work due to the stupidity of humans.

The governmant will one day fall and we will all kill each other.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

government

Lying, cheating bastards who are taking all our money and spending it on unnecessary wars; killing young americans, and dropping bombs on innocent women and children.

Favoring elitist white republican men, restricting free speech, watching the people secretly, keeping racism and sexism alive and growing, putting our country trillions of dollars in debt; doing it all in the name of the Lord.

Generally being corrupt.

We should overthrow the government.
All government is corrupt.

I hate our government.

by NAPLES September 3, 2006

govey

One who goes to a party as a guest, and intentionally spends his night touching and/or feeling and/or poking, the hosts (person having party) pets.

Timmy: "Hey did you see that govey touching Paul's cats?"
Jimmy: "yeah, what a freak. Thank god I didn't bring my dog!"

by davey smith October 21, 2006

federal government

The establishment of an organization of law and office that the several states of the United States of America have agreed to submit to in the effort to maintain partnership and equality with the other states.

The offices and delegation of laws established by the Constitution of the United States of America.

The federal government overstepped its power when it created the Fourteenth Amendment and created created one totalitarian nation out of many states.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

government cheese

Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.

- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!

by Piffler July 28, 2006

government

a lame excuse for global control covered up by bush along with the nazi overlords.

united states of america's government

by c/a1c May 6, 2006

governerd

A nerd of a particular variety: one that is well versed in politics and government. They find great joy in watching the news, hearing debates and knowing about local government leaders and foreign policies.

Angela is SUCH a governerd, she just told me "Today the new congress is getting sworn in! I am so excited!"

by Whatshername. January 5, 2011