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I'm gonna cum

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I'm gonna cum!
by Sophia_Cutie19 September 27, 2022
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goonja

A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room

Terry: What up peeps?

Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock

Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?

Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.

Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.

Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.

Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner

Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.
Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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I'm gonna wear you like a necklace

Phrase used my Mr.T. Implying he's going to kick your ass. This just sounds better and suits him since he's always wearing 500.000.000$ worth of jewelry around his neck every time you see him.
by Dangerous T and Karl May 8, 2008
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This is Gonna Hurt.....ALOT

Something You Say to A Friend Who's About to do something REALLY REALLY Stupid and Could Hurt Them BADLY
Dude 1:Yo Bro I'm Bout to Jump the Grand Canyon On a Bicycle
You:Dude...This is Gonna Hurt.....ALOT
by Kuma-Kun June 27, 2008
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so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

"so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?" Has a deeply incoded message intangled upon it. U is also referred as you in the Internet world. Gonna is also a slang for going to. The terms 'hit up' refer to intercourse. The message simply yet subtly means. So, are you going to have sexual intercourse with everyone on your facebook?
Wow, Edwin you do have a lot of friends on your facebook! So u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?
by perzbenz May 17, 2006
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