by Bhoor Singh Soni September 24, 2020
Get the Goonja mug.A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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Get the Goontang mug.(noun, pl. goojax) The very last drop left in the bottom of a glass or other beverage vessel that is impossible to drink no matter how hard you try.
Exemplary goojax include:
-the ones at the bottom of soda/beer cans that you have to tip your head backwards in order to drink.
-the ones that make all the noise when you try to drink them through a straw.
-the ones in the bottom of last night's shot glasses that manage to get all over the outside of the shot glass and make it stick to the table when they dry.
Exemplary goojax include:
-the ones at the bottom of soda/beer cans that you have to tip your head backwards in order to drink.
-the ones that make all the noise when you try to drink them through a straw.
-the ones in the bottom of last night's shot glasses that manage to get all over the outside of the shot glass and make it stick to the table when they dry.
"Dude, get me another beer, I'm down to the goojax!"
"You know what sucks? When you're trying to drink the goojax and all the ice falls on your face!"
"You know what sucks? When you're trying to drink the goojax and all the ice falls on your face!"
by rattle_snark October 19, 2009
Get the Goojax mug.GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.
Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard
Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.
Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?
Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.
Tim: Sorry bro.
Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.
Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?
Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.
Tim: Sorry bro.
Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020
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Get the Goonga Galoonga mug.Australian slang, native origins mostly used in Qld/NT, meaning shit.
Pronunciation:
The 'oo' like you would any Australian word, think of the sound 'ou' makes in the word 'would'.
Synonyms:
Nurry
Pronunciation:
The 'oo' like you would any Australian word, think of the sound 'ou' makes in the word 'would'.
Synonyms:
Nurry
by mouldyole March 23, 2010
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