guiltnapping

To force a friend or a relative to hang out with you by making them feel guilty for not hanging out with you. It's like kidnapping, but unlike a kidnapper, who 'steals someone' by force, a guiltnapper will make you feel so bad that you will actually hang out.

Someone: Hey man, Andrea's guiltnapping me right now.
Someone else: She's guiltnapping me too bro, wanna smoke a king size?

by floatinginatincan November 3, 2014

guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick

I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean

by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015

guilt respond

When you talk to someone and they don't actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don't seem rude for not answering you.

So, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? A man's got to do, what a man's got to do". God damnit Jerry, stop guilt responding to me!

I'm not friends with Jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.

by Nigger87 December 13, 2015

Guilt Trip Sex

When you guilt trip a girl who broke your heart into having revenge sex with you.

Guilt Trip Sex works 100% of the time, you heard about Veiga he bang that blonde girl with his 12 inch schlong .

by HorseSlayer17 January 5, 2016

Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."

" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."

by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016

guilt muffin

When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.

Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.

by Dack Attack June 14, 2016

guilt thirst

That sudden thirst for water when u know u done messed up

After Jerry refused Lauren's hello he developed a guilt thirst and looked for a water bottle

by TinyLilTaco April 24, 2017