Monkey Grip

Universal Tradesman Slang For Doing Something With One Hand Proficiently That Normally Takes Two, Also Known As The "1 Grip"

Cement:
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That

Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds

by Andrew Barron June 16, 2009

Bowling Grip

When a man, usually of notable strength, lifts a woman off of the ground by inserting his two middle fingers into her vagina, and placing his thumb inside her rectum, as if gripping a bowling ball.

Did you see Tina's face? Word has it that her boyfriend gave her the 'bowling grip', and swung her down a flight of stairs.

by Gumzoobo June 2, 2011

Girl Grip

When a girl grips onto your arms, legs, torso, or penis during sex so hard she causes you to bruise.

"Damn brah, where'd you get that girl grip?" - Brah 1
"I was smashing and she dug deep!" - Brah 2

by Little Hurricane April 27, 2015

Gips

Gay Hairy Nipples. A homosexual exibiting an excessive amount of cilia about the areola. Whose lackluster hygiene evokes feelings of nausea and repulsion in the female gender.

Evolution: Hairry Nipples. Hairry Nips. Nips. Gay Nips. Gips.

Gips, put your shirt on, you're scaring the ladies away.

Gips, close your legs, your cunt stinks.

by Reggy Reigns April 19, 2005

iron grip

When one masturbates with pliers or another sort of metal device.

I went over to the workshop last night and gave myself the iron grip.

by RabidMonkey August 19, 2006

western grip handjob

very similar to its long lost cousin the, traditional handjob, but the performer's hand is in such position that the thumb and forefinger hole is the first thing to hit the base as opposed to the pinky. Making what could be considered a reversed, better feeling hand vagina.

We were standing face to face, so she gave me a western grip handjob.

by nahleydaman March 29, 2010

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.

Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 5, 2021